13 ‘stereotypical campers’ you’ll encounter in Colorado
1. The newbie: Everyone has been there at some point – not sure what to bring, clueless setting up camp, uncomfortable pooping in the woods. Camping is like any other outdoor recreation activity where participants improve through experience. Just give it some time and keep doing research – and be careful when it comes to purchasing cheap gear as nothing is worse than your camping chair immediately breaking or your cooler leaking from the moment it leaves the trunk.
2. The overpacker: They’re only camping for the weekend, but they’ve brought much more than a sleeping bag and tent. Expect this camper to have a full cooking set, ample seating, and more tables than they know what to do with. You might also notice them changing outfits several times throughout the day. While a camper should always be prepared, this camper packed a bit excessively – that said, you’ll be thankful they have a gazebo-style tent for when the rain starts falling.
3. The glamper: An air conditioning unit for a tent? Didn’t even know that was a thing. Full service internet will be nice for the group, but expect this person to be averse to trips where you’re roughing it.
4. The worrier: While some worries are legitimate, dwelling on worst case scenarios can get in the way of relaxation. Do your research beforehand so that you know what to do when things go wrong. Being prepared will help you relax at the campsite.
5. The guitarist-in-training: Having this stereotype on here is a bit cliche in itself, but the stories are true – this camper does exist. They’ve recently picked up some new skills on their six-string and they’re ready to show them off on the center stage. While their mediocre version of “Wonderwall” was tolerable the first time around, it’s less enjoyable the tenth time it gets played. Don’t expect them to take many requests.
6. The activity hound: Typically spotted in the car-camping scenario, this person has a trunk filled with ‘activities’ – from board games to cornhole to a Frisbee, this person will want to give as many activities as possible a try while you beg for nightfall when the focus can shift to a peaceful time spent around the campfire. Brace yourself, though – there’s probably some sort of ’21 questions’ game for that moment, too.
7. The boozer: This camper came on the trip to party. Far from a “last call” and an expensive bar tab, they’ll likely keep the drinks flowing all day long and deep into the night. If you’re going to party at the campsite, be responsible and pick up your trash – and be considerate of noise levels when others are trying to get some sleep.
8. The pyromaniac: No fire is big enough for the pyromaniac. This camper will build huge fires with little regard for safety or materials being used. In a state as dry as Colorado, it’s crucial to follow all fire bans and restrictions. Do your part to prevent wildfires.
9. The chef: Some people camp armed with a few hot dogs and roasting stick, others seem to bring the whole kitchen. It’s easy to spot the chef at the campsite – they’re the one slinging awesome food while using a knife that costs more than their sleeping bag. They’ve invested time and money into perfecting their camper cuisine and are almost always happy to share. Typically, all they ask for in return is a can of beer.
10. The amateur DJ: Sometimes a group-appointed role, other times, a role that’s seized by force, the amateur DJ always has their hands on the music. Unlike the amateur guitarists, they’re more likely to take requests, but don’t expect that song to be played any time soon. If they’re good, it’s great. If they’re bad, it’s annoying. Plus, you’re in nature – you shouldn’t be blasting music anyway as this has been shown to have a detrimental effect on the environment.
11. The off-roader: While your trek up a long, rugged road to an isolated campsite left you with sore feet and only what you could pack on your back, this camper has spent years building out a specialized vehicle to get them to the same difficult-to-reach spot with ease. Your campsite will look quite primitive, while theirs will be nothing short of the typical car camping experience. Looking at you, people that make it to the top of Lake Como Road – we’re all jealous.
12. The early riser: It can hard to sleep in once the sun starts blasting your tent, but the “early riser” is up long before that. By the time you’re rolling out of your sleeping bag in a hot sweat, they’re already on their second cup of coffee after a sunrise yoga session.
13. The solo camper: Often quite experienced, the solo camper loves their alone time. They’re also quite elusive, known for keeping their favorite spots a secret. They’ve got the gear and the knowledge to go-it-alone and have been known to disappear for days at a time emerging from the woods much hairier than when they left, but with a profound sense of peace.
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